LET SEE IF YOU KNOW HOW TO SMILE ....
BEAUTY PAGEANT
judge: wt if u fnd out ur boyfrnd haS AIDS,wt wL u d0?
contestnt: i'd stL luv him (EVRYBODY CLAPS.)
..bc0z AIDS dsnt maTer!Ü
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Promoter: Misis,kpg pnaghalo ang Surf at Tide, bubula kya?
Misis: Aba syempre!
Promoter: Mali!
Misis: Bkit nmn?
Promoter: Wla png tubig!
Excited
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After sex w/a college girl...
Mayor: how much?
Girl: 200
Mayor: ha? Mabubuhay ka sa 200?
Girl: sideline lng yan mayor, blackmail talaga negosyo ko..ü
judge: wt if u fnd out ur boyfrnd haS AIDS,wt wL u d0?
contestnt: i'd stL luv him (EVRYBODY CLAPS.)
..bc0z AIDS dsnt maTer!Ü
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Promoter: Misis,kpg pnaghalo ang Surf at Tide, bubula kya?
Misis: Aba syempre!
Promoter: Mali!
Misis: Bkit nmn?
Promoter: Wla png tubig!
Excited
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After sex w/a college girl...
Mayor: how much?
Girl: 200
Mayor: ha? Mabubuhay ka sa 200?
Girl: sideline lng yan mayor, blackmail talaga negosyo ko..ü